Tuesday, November 17, 2015

ewok smell.

has anyone else ever imagined how terrible these things* must smell?!
like waking up on the floor after 2 days of being too busy to properly shower, followed by a 3 day spree of debauchery, in a room that carries the distinct odor of a opium den / smoking-friendly petting zoo, absorbed into every follicle...
viola! hence the term: "ewok smell".
eewl... add that to yr lexicon.

*ewoks are some kinda fictitious, hostile, fur-covered, biped-esque creatures, w/ primitive tool-making abilities and an archaic social structure, featured in a popular instructional video franchise titled "star wars".

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