Friday, April 15, 2011

mini van damme and the quest for happiness...

so, 3 people i know (the horns of happiness) just went on a month long tour. their vehicle of choice for the voyage was the nissan quest minivan. 
when introduced to the nissan quest, i recalled that there is a film starring jean claude van damme called the quest
the quest (film):
 nissan quest "mini"-van:
 jean claude van {damme}:

...from this, i quickly derived a name for the vehicle...
"mini"-van {damme}

or translated: mini-van damn

i'm not sure that it stuck. i'll have to ask (the horns of happiness):

Monday, April 4, 2011

career optionz.

 Strong Publicist Needed for PR Firm:

To Whom It May Concern:

 I am writing in response to the ad calling for a strong publicist for this Santa Monica based PR firm. I am very interested in the position, and in learning more about the company.
 This is such an exciting opportunity, and one that I feel is a perfect match for my skill set. I am an experienced and talented publicist, who can easily bench press 250 pounds and can dead lift almost 600 pounds of weight.
 Recently, I underwent surgery on my rotator cuff, a problem which has terribly effected these stats. This has allowed me to focus more attention on my leg lifts in the meantime. As indicated by both my physician and trainer, I should be in shape for more advanced strength training within the month.
 I have included my personal resume for your review. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Jeremy Kennedy


To Whom It May Concern:
I would like to submit my professional resume for the posted job opening: “FAST PACED INTERIOR DESIGN FIRM SEEKS RUNNER” in West Hollywood. Running is s great passion of mine, and I feel that I would be the perfect candidate for this position.

I have years of experience in running, starting as a child, soon after I learned how to walk. One look at my resume will show my tireless dedication to running, as well as my overall versatility. I run best on grass or any make of artificial turf, but can also handle other surfaces such as asphalt, gravel, sand, etc.

I would very much enjoy the opportunity to speak with you further about the position and in concerns to my resume, starting with my placing in the 2007 Boston marathon.

Thank you for time and consideration.

Jeremy Kennedy

Friday, April 1, 2011

ddooooommm boooooommmmer!! !!! !

i presented this piece at a reading recently. the first time it's seen light in a minute. pvsd did this...still booming.

here's the it was to be...via textedit...imagine a bunch of onimonapea maniacs over top of it.