Showing posts with label ewok. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ewok. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

ewok smell.

has anyone else ever imagined how terrible these things* must smell?!
like waking up on the floor after 2 days of being too busy to properly shower, followed by a 3 day spree of debauchery, in a room that carries the distinct odor of a opium den / smoking-friendly petting zoo, absorbed into every follicle...
viola! hence the term: "ewok smell".
eewl... add that to yr lexicon.

*ewoks are some kinda fictitious, hostile, fur-covered, biped-esque creatures, w/ primitive tool-making abilities and an archaic social structure, featured in a popular instructional video franchise titled "star wars".